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Thropblooded Kai'Sa!

Yes, K/DA exists in this universe's Earth, so do all the other bands by Riot Music. However, Kai'sa is the only prominent celebrity connection between Earth and The Throp Empires, owing to her alien blood. In fact her mother was part of the House of Aizona by consanguinity, and her sixth cousin is Teramminian Queen Deoxyriva Nuklein Ayizona II, regnal name Dexis. She legally changed her name to Kai'sa as a mononym. Her real name is over 140 characters long.

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Everyone in KDA is aware of her alien side of the family, even if she revealed it just recently during a long hiatus. Only Akali and Ahri have seen her other form: a termite queen centauride form mimicking that of HM Dexis, with four more legs at the tail end of her 35-foot rear. Yes, she can change forms at will. Also she has wings aside from her shoulder thrusters. She isn't defenseless, having a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, and 3rd rinnstol rating in Salnos, a martial art developed for Termite Queen Throps. This is on top of her speed and agility.

 

Kai'sa has also begun to enjoy fame in a few Throp planets, but recently, she had her right middle and hind legs replaced with technological fixtures, courtesy of a joint venture between HM Valhelmoin Kidlat of Haveny and Macaron, R&D head of Vandelay Industries and Project Armstrong. The two replacement legs were developed using a mixture of Night City and Vandelay Tech and programmed with the help of Cecil B. Heimerdinger and Peppermint Vandelay. Yes they've also taken her constant shapeshifting into account.

 

The legs appear as a replacement Achilles tendon and calf muscles. Where is she now? Apparently teaching Peppermint and Korsica the waltz, while losing her 42nd game of chess against CNMN.

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